Citizen Cuddis returns with a special Election Guide
IS trying to predict the outcome of the 2015 General Election making you feel as if the overhead camshaft of your brain's reality-grasping sprocket has come unhinged?
Do you believe that cage-fighting pensioner Peter Pastitt ('Have Zimmer Will Travel') has more chance of surviving 15 rounds with 'Knuckles' O'Hooligan than you have of casting a meaningful vote in May?
If you answered 'yes' to both these questions then our Election Guide for the Politically Baffled is essential reading. It'll give you all the information you need to cast a humdinger of a vote when the time comes.
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