Citizen Cuddis goes behind the scenes at the Collider
BOFFINS at the Heedrum Hodrum Collider's Institute of Political Psychiatry have come up with an explanation for the sub-prime hysteria unfolding along the cloisters of Westminster like a Mexican wave at a Cowdenbeath away game.
The Institute's Professor Klaus Vier told NewsNet.scot reporters earlier today:
"We're calling it Bisto-phobia--a fear of being slung off the gravy train and tumbling arse over tit down the embankment of electoral doom into the jabby nettles of political oblivion."
One tell-tale symptom of the condition appears to be the sudden high frequency oscillation of the sufferer's rectal sphincter.
Picture courtesy of Bisto